"womenizer, womenizer, women womenizer"!

Thanksgiving awkwardness:

My cousin Robbie (who everyone thinks is slightly mentally handicapped, but never says it) walks up to me and my dad....

Robbie: Well, I bet your upset you got a daughter like her (points to me, right next to him) instead of another looker like her (points over to my sister).
My Dad: Well, Robbie.. what do you mean?
Robbie: I mean A's so pretty, and then you got The Awkward Type....
Dad: Uh, Robbie, you know she's your cousin...and thats wrong...
Robbie: Yeah, well, I still can think about it.