I can't imagine...

Since the stock market might crash, yes thats right, Ann Curry said we could quite possibly go into a "Depression" (thats scary) I decided to post a story from when I was working at a national department Store we'll call "K".

Lady: Hands me her credit card.
Me: Swipe it. (purchase was $300 of bras/underwear.)
Me: I'm sorry Mame, Its been declined. (1st card)
Lady: try this one.
Me: I'm sorry Mame, Its been declined. (2nd Card)
Lady: try this one.
Me: Alright, looks like we have a winner!
Lady: Leans over and whispers, "I didnt marry and old ugly fart for the company...It was for this!"(She fans her self with her 3rd credit card and winks at me)
Lady: You should try it! Its not that bad....