Yesterday, at Target, in Carmel I was doing some shopping for my boss, and all of a sudden this woman interrupts my train of thought:
Blonde lady: Where did you get your jeans? I love them!
Me: Tearing my eyes away from the new book I bought, I turn to say, "American Eagle".
In the middle of me saying this,
Blonde lady: *shouts* Oh my God!
Me: Looks around waiting for a ninja to jump out at me.
Blonde Lady: Oh my God, you could be a model!
Me: Uh, (silence).... A model for Lane Bryant?! I'm still to fat for that!.. (cause there usually size 8.)
Blonde Lady: No, I mean a FACE MODEL! *yelling*
Me: uh, *dumbfounded*
Blonde lady: Here let me give you my card, and give me your number I'm calling you tomorrow.
Me: Before I knew it I had given her my number, and frantically ran out of the store and bought I book that I didnt even want, all because I wanted to get away from her!
Who knew, a 20 something girl with big teeth, tiny nose, chubby cheeks when she smiles, and oh, as Nathan pointed out at lunch today, I couldnt be a face/makeup model because of all my freckles, could potentially be a face model.... I think she just wanted to compliment me so maybe I'd buy some of her makeup.
*It is now 6pm and I never recieved a phone call from the "Face model" person.
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3 comments:
I cant believe she didnt call you!Way to get your hopes up. The nerve of some people. lol.
Just came across your blog from 20SB, fun blog! Awkward stuff happens to me too, more so than others. Good to know I'm not alone.
So, I'm just going to leave my comment here. If you go to Post secret on Myspace, or even on Facebook, you can leave your number on the comments section.
Links:
http://blog.myspace.com/postsecret<< for this one, you have to scroll down a few posts before you can find it (just read the blogs, or skim them (: ), and you obviously have to be signed into myspace to leave a comment
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=21977955239&topic=5638<< and this one as well, you need to be signed onto Facebook!
And thanks about the love the blog, I basically am just writing about my life, and the thoughts and feelings that I am going through!
your blog is pretty amazing as well, I've laughed a few times!
I totally connect with this specific one because I've had someone tell me the same thing (the face model deal) and she later called me to buy some products.. sad part is, I know more people who sell mark kay, I don't need another representative!
Lily Marie!
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