Labor Day lovelyness

In the local grocery store yesterday, several of my friends and I decide to buy some food to cook out on the grill, we are walking to a line when all of a sudden this guy with long hair, very tall and lots of tattooes starts running through the 6 of us trying to get into the U-Scan line ahead of us with his girlfriend. He arrives after darting in and out of all of us, and almost stepping on my little toes to throw a candy bar (KitKat to be specific) onto the counter.

Tall Scary Tattooed man: "What the f*ck. "(muttering) to no one. He turns around to us.
Tall Scary Tattooed man: "What the f*ck, Man? You think you're f*cking funny?"
My friend King, (who is a bigger guy & could have taken him down) kinda looks around and decides this guy is talking to him.
King: "Me? uh, no... What's your problem?", kind of laughing.
Tall Scary Tattooed man: Steps incredibly close to King, sticks his chest out and says, "You think your funny gettin in my way?"
Tall Scary Tattooed man: "Nice glasses," points to his face and makes a 4 eyes gesture.
King: (Starts chuckeling) Your ridiculous.