
I have been doing a Cost of Living survey for a company this week. I have to go to different stores, one being walmart and writing down prices of different things you need like Asprin.
Yesterday, in Walmart in the Pharmacy section, a fat old bearded man in a motor wheelchair stops me.
"Stool Softner"- he yells at me.
"Huh?" I say
Old Man:"Stool Softner! Where is it?"
Me: "Uh, Sir, I don't work here."
Old Man: "Then why are you carrying a damn clipboard?"
Me: ...Blank Stare...
Me: That isle (right behind me) says Incontinence... maybe that would help...
Old Man: Blank stare...
Later I realize what Incontinence means... And it was full of depends....
Photo by Alison Hissey
2 comments:
hahahahahhahaha. old ppl are hilarious.
I love old men, not enough to like them, but I love them.
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