"It's Such a Perfect Day, I remember, We were walking up to a strawberry swing."- Coldplay

Today I was driving a short distance to Steak 'N' Shake. After placing my Chicken fingers and fries order I pull up to the window.
There stands a geeky, overweight teenager with red hair, think of Jonah Hill, (Superbad) that was his attitude. He took my credit card and ran it.

While sitting there I heard this guy I could not see shouting:

"You need to have more confidence in yourself, some girls like red hair"
Geeky Kid: "leave me alone"
Guy: Just because none of us here at Steak N Shake like you doesn't mean you can't find anyone else to tolerate you"
Geeky Kid: Please stop! that girl is laughing at me. (pointing to me, who is singing along to "I kissed a girl")
Me: Sir, I'm not laughing at you. I think you should tell him to shut his mouth.
Guy: You need to be more confident, even when your happy you seem so depressed.
Geeky Kid: You know why I'm depressed? Huh, You wanna know why I'm depressed, I'll tell ya why. I'm depressed because I'm a fat kid, with red hair, working at Steak 'N' Shake trying to save enough money to get through college, and what depresses me is working every night with YOU! A 46 year old man, who has been working here forever! So LEAVE me ALONE!
Geeky Kid: "Heres your food, mis."
Me: "Thanks, Way to tell him!"
Geeky Kid: "Whatever, that food will make you fat you know."
Me: "Hey, If it makes you feel any better, I'm dyeing my hair red tomorrow."
Geeky Kid: It doesnt make me feel better, girls look fine with red hair. I just look stupid. real stupid. But thanks, thanks, alot, I feel so much better now. (in a sarcastic tone)

On the way home, I saw this which reads...

"Allstate Proud to Sponsor Brickyard but

Hasn't Paid this Claim." I found this funny, that someone

would go to such extreme's to spray paint their truck and bike

just to spread the word.