"I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies,"

Since the Martin grandparents moved here from Iowa, and the grandpa has cancer, I offered to help them move in...

Awkward moment: #8489- Grandma Martin convinced your on your period and won't leave me alone about it.

I'm taking sheets and pillows out of boxes to make up the beds for the family coming into town that evening. All of a sudden I hear, Grandma Martin shout, "Hold on, I bet its Lisa, I bet she's on her period."

Stop....

I brace myself for what possible explanation she will give me to ask for such personal info as, "Are you on your period?"

Continue...

Grandma: "Lisa, Are you on your period?"
Me: "Uh, no. Are you?" (She's like 85 years old)
Grandma: *Sigh* "No, We all think you're on your period."
(Keep in mind the "We all" she's referring to is, Grandpa, herself, the mover person man, and his 8th grade son.)
Me: "Well, I'm not".... Can I ask why you would think I'm on my period?"
Grandma: "There's a drop of fresh blood out in the garage, Fresh I tell you! I got down on my hands and knees to smell it." (Yuck, this is my husbands grandma!) "Go check for me would you, check to see if you're on your period."
Me: "Uh, well as of 30 minutes ago, I wasn't. I'm positive that I am NOT on my period. Maybe someone cut themselves?"
Grandma: "Oh no, we checked ourselves, here lets check you."
*She starts grabbing my arms and twirling me around, I know shes looking at my butt...*
Me: "Nope, no blood, I didnt cut myselft, and I am not on my period."
Grandma: "Not on your period, for sure, does that mean....*whispers* your pregnant (as she throws her hands up into the air)?!"
Me: *Groaning* Pregnant, ugh, no. There is a way to be not pregnant and not on your period at the same time... remember how that works?," I say with a giggle!
Grandma: "Well, I 'd appreciate it if you'd check since we all think its you."
Me: "Alright, maybe I'll check later".
Grandma: (leaves the room, and shouts into the living room,) "Lisa said she's going to check soon to see if she's on her period, I bet it's her!"

As I follow her out of the room, I stop and everyone is staring at me... especially the 8th grade boy.

Would anyone else's grandma say that? Or did I just marry into the right bunch?
And for the record I was not on my period, nor pregnant!